An unwanted cure for COVID, the Oscar-winning disease
Sucking is a skill that most of us learned when we were elementary kids. Telegraph the day before, cough several times before bedtime. If you’re into Jeremy Strong’s level of method acting then you can try shiver, and you’ll definitely get some Panadol.
Now the trick of perfect poaching is that as soon as you wake up at night, remember your plan in advance. Cough when you open your eyes, otherwise before you know it, you’re scoffing at cereal when you miss, at which point you’re already in your school uniform and character There is no point in going back. Viewers will see right through it.
So you go to school. Right after recess, you decide that 90 minutes of math isn’t going to cut the mustard and you head into the school office and make an Oscar-worthy performance of night sickness with some relevant flourishes—your cousins. On her birthday, Aunt Beryl was coughing, or maybe you forgot to pack a jumper for the movies. We all know this is a surefire way to catch a cold.
Back in the day, the school nurse could see through the real and the fake, and delay calling your parents until just before lunch, at which point the opportunity to play with friends again gives you Can suddenly make you feel better. When they confided in you, you would gather and depending on how generous your parents were feeling, it was the TV all afternoon or my mother’s line that still bothered me (and really I still feel guilty when I’m sick): “If you’re good enough to watch TV, you’re good enough to go to school.”
Now though, the sick person doesn’t even need any skill, let alone strategy. You only say that you have a sore throat and you are either not going to school, or you are being collected as soon as possible. I’m a single mother and teacher, so in half a week I’m an ‘it’ for COVID call. Everyone is rightly afraid of the outbreak of COVID, be it at my work-school or my kids-at school, we all do the right thing.
So this week, I collected another (really sick) kid during the day, and for the price of a nose bleed, they got a day of watching TV at home, and I was out of work, figured out again. What is happening Prithvi looks like he has got COVID again. They were negative, and they were back at school a day and a half later.
I don’t know how long we can live with a zero tolerance policy for any symptoms, and families won’t be able to get their kids tested from May to September on a daily basis. This year our cold and flu season has been really bad for young children as children have not developed immunity in the last two years with the lockdown and social distancing.
Student absenteeism is higher than children’s days off school due to COVID, isolation, COVID-like symptoms as well as other reasons – dentist appointments, stomach worms, travel. Absenteeism has an impact on learning as well as socialization. Professor Passi Sahlberg wrote how, in the scheme of things, COVID lockdowns weren’t that long, but what if every student got COVID or similar symptoms and missed a week of school? This is 10 per cent fewer schools than in previous generations. Will definitely have to add it. (Warning: I am not a math teacher.)